I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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