where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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