i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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