Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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