Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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