How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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