Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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