you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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