I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Your cock deserves a montage
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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