i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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