On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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