Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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