scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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