So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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