the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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