I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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