One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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