I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want to make out with him forever
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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