Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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