And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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