I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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