I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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