That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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