You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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