took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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