You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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