Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
