So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
