I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
