I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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