Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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