There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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