sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
