So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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