Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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