somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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