When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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