I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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