he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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