....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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