yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
