Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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