lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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