She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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