Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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