No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I have fence marks all over my body
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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