i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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