The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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