did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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