I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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