OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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