problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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